Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Gargantuan Greed!

Readers' Art

Dear Greedy Mascot,

I noticed last week that one of your readers sent you an insane proposition. (Re. Chocolate No More!) Well, to say I was incensed by this correspondence would without doubt be the biggest understatement of the century! I mean really… asking you, the Greedy Mascot, to give up chocolate? Pure madness! And so, to counteract this absurdity, I created this…

It's a chocolate filled Greedy Mascot!
Yes, that’s right, it’s a picture of what I imagine you to look like after having eaten all of the chocolates in the entire world! After all, surely that’s a much more likely scenario to occur than the prospect of you giving up those deliciously tasty and tempting treats! Enjoy yourself!

Yours happily,
Bernard Bloatkins. Aged 47.

Greedy Mascot replies...

Wow! Thanks Bernard! A picture of me having eaten all of the chocolates in the entire world! Now that has given me something to aim for!

Inspiring stuff,
Greedy Mascot :)


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