Monday, January 9, 2012

Chocolate No More!

Readers' Emails

Dear Greedy Mascot,

I’m writing to you today with a proposal. Don’t panic, it’s not a marriage proposal or anything! It’s actually about chocolate. You see, for my new year’s resolution I’ve decided I’m going to give up chocolate, and thought perhaps you might like to do the same. In fact, I’ve even prepared this image to give you an idea of what you may look like if you choose to join me…

It's the Greedy Mascot on a chocolate free diet!
Pretty nifty, don’t you think? I reckon if the two of us were to give up chocolate together it would be a lot easier for both of us. We can offer support to each other in our shared dietary endeavour, and provide a comforting and sympathetic ear when the inevitable chocolate temptation undoubtedly strikes. It all sounds like a good idea, wouldn’t you agree?

Yours hopefully (and hungrily!),
Jennifer Bayle

Greedy Mascot replies...

Well Jennifer, I have to say… yes, I do agree! That does sound like a good idea - well thought out with impeccable logic! But there is just one small problem! I’m the Greedy Mascot, and I ain’t giving up chocolate for no one!

Good luck flying solo,
Greedy Mascot :)


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    Why Jen?!?!? Why must you give up chocolate? What has chocolate ever done to you? Who was there for you in your deepest darkest moments? Chocolate, that's right! Chocolate never gave up on you! Why not give up eggplants or something equally gross? Just kidding (I love you eggplant)

    Just found this blog and I am already enjoying it! Keep up the good work!