Thursday, December 1, 2011

Horoscopes for December 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits return. But wait! What’s this? Party hats? Tinsel? Mistletoe? It can only mean one thing! It’s time for some Christmas horoscopes…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Faking enthusiasm could serve you well this month, especially when opening Christmas presents! Practice nodding and smiling now and you should be OK!
Lucky Christmas carol: Deck the Halls

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
Saving a bit of money at this time of year is indeed a prudent move. Doing so by not buying any Christmas presents isn’t! You have been warned!
Lucky Christmas carol: Winter Wonderland

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Dressing up as an elf can be a lot of fun… for a child! Doing it as a grown up however, is just a bit weird! Remember this!
Lucky Christmas carol: Joy to the World

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Choosing the perfect present for a loved one can be a rewarding experience, but most of the time it’s just a time consuming nightmare! Solution: gift vouchers!
Lucky Christmas carol: Little Donkey

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Planning ahead by at least three months should save you a lot of time this Christmas. Hmmm… guess I should have told you that earlier! Sorry!
Lucky Christmas carol: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Getting into the Christmas spirit and getting into the spirits at Christmas is not the same thing! Remember this to avoid embarrassment at parties!
Lucky Christmas carol: Away in a Manger

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Spending time with family is a good thing to do at Christmas. Just make sure it’s your family you’re spending time with! No one likes a gatecrasher!
Lucky Christmas carol: Jingle Bells

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
The joy of giving can be just as rewarding as the joy of receiving. Keep telling yourself this to avoid disappointment this Christmas! Tee hee!
Lucky Christmas carol: Let it Snow

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
There’s a fine line between tradition and desperation at this time of year. Use that mistletoe sparingly! You know what I’m talking about!
Lucky Christmas carol: Silent Night

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
There’s a time and a place for Christmas carols. Three o’clock in the morning on the way home from a party is neither! Just letting you know!
Lucky Christmas carol: N/A

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Leaving your front door wide open to save Santa the bother of climbing down the chimney may sound like a good idea but, trust me, it really isn’t!
Lucky Christmas carol: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Don’t worry if you don’t get the present you want this Christmas. After all, there’ll be another one along in a mere 12 month’s time! Wohoo!
Lucky Christmas carol: Ding Dong Merrily on High

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once again. But were their festive forecasts accurate? I guess only time will tell! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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