I noticed that last month one of your readers sent your colleague the Clown Mascot an email about cosmetics. (Re. Clown Cosmetics!) An absolutely terrifying prospect, as I’m sure you’ll agree! But one that got me thinking… although the Clown Mascot may not have been the ideal starting point for a beauty revolution, that doesn’t mean that all of you other mascots have to be non starters too! Can you guess where I’m going with this?
Yip, that’s right, it’s Metal Mascot wigs! You see, unlike your previous reader I happen to think the 1980s were an absolutely amazing decade - particularly for hairstyles! After all, who doesn’t look good in a poodle perm or a mullet? Am I right? Of course I am! And so I have created an example of what these Metal Wigs may look like! And, if you ask me, I reckon they look pretty rad!
Keeping the 80s alive, Keith Clement.
Wow! Thanks Keith! It’s always nice to hear from an enthusiastic reader! Although I do fear your idea may be harder to get off the ground than you think! After all, do you really think the world is ready for a Pat Sharpe revival?