Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Horoscopes for November 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits join us once more. But just what do they have in store for us this month? Love? Fame? Riches? There’s only one way to find out! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
A previously pleasant experience could become a nightmare this month. Beware of Christmas shoppers if you value a quiet life! You have been warned!
Lucky bone: Femur

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
A little white lie could come back to haunt you this month, but the truth could be even worse! Best just keep your mouth shut for the next 4 weeks!
Lucky bone: Scapula

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Knowing exactly what you want could be the key to your success this month. Unfortunately, however, not knowing how to get it will undoubtedly be your downfall!
Lucky bone: Mandible

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Now’s a good time to grow a moustache if you’ve been thinking of growing a moustache. If you haven’t been thinking of growing a moustache, then don’t bother!
Lucky bone: Malleus

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Avoiding reading sentences that begin with the letter “A” and end with the letter “H” will be your key to happiness this month.
Lucky bone: Radius

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Learning from you mistakes will serve you well this month. Although not making those mistakes in the first place would be even better! Think on!
Lucky bone: Tibia

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Taking a loved one away for a romantic weekend is indeed a thoughtful gesture. Just make sure the loved one in question is your loved one!
Lucky bone: Patella

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
An encounter with a hippo wearing dungarees could lead to an embarrassing incident! Avoid hippos wearing dungarees and you should be OK!
Lucky bone: Ulna

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Trying to keep everyone happy is an admirable endeavour. Unfortunately, however, it cannot be done! So this month… just be selfish! You may even enjoy it :)
Lucky bone: Clavicle

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
What at first seems like a good idea could prove to be a bad idea this month. So the best idea is to avoid ideas altogether. Get the idea?
Lucky bone: Incus

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
A misheard conversation could lead to an awkward misunderstanding! Avoid this by paying more attention when eavesdropping. Or alternatively, just stop eavesdropping!
Lucky bone: Fibula

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
In fashion there’s a fine line between right and wrong. Tread carefully this month to avoid the latter! Or prepare for embarrassment and ridicule!
Lucky bone: Humerus

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart. And it looks like love, fame, and riches were nowhere to be seen! Oh well, what did you expect? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)