Saturday, October 1, 2011

Horoscopes for October 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits enter once again. And with Halloween just a few weeks away, you really have to wonder what tricks and treats they’ll have for us this month! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Cutting eye holes in a sheet to create a ghost costume for Halloween will save you money. Doing so in a hotel, however, most definitely wont!
Lucky chess move: Nf3

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
Bad news! The option of looking on the bright side will no longer be available to you this month! Still, you can always pretend the glass is half full instead!
Lucky chess move: Bxd7

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Now’s a good time to start stockpiling sweets! Especially if you don’t want your house egged on Halloween! And F.Y.I. - Fruit is not a treat!
Lucky chess move: Kg7

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
The sudden appearance of a long lost relative could change your life dramatically this month! Although, in reality, this is extremely unlikely!
Lucky chess move: Qxb4

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
A typing error caused by a malfunctioning keyboard will prevent you from learning the astonishing truth abouttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Lucky chess move: e4

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
What at first seems like a good idea could prove to be disastrous. Try leaving the thinking to someone else this month. It’ll be safer for everyone!
Lucky chess move: Kc3

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Writing yourself a note to remember something is perfectly normal. Unless that note’s about remembering to forget something! Best remember this!
Lucky chess move: Be5

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Learning to be gracious in defeat will serve you well in the coming weeks. Yip, I’m afraid it’s gonna be one of those months! Sorry!
Lucky chess move: Qf5+

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Avoiding disagreements will be the key to a stress free month for you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
Lucky chess move: Nxe4

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Despite how it sounds, a storm in a teacup is not actually a drink! Remember this to avoid an embarrassing restaurant incident!
Lucky chess move: c5

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Pretending to know what you’re talking about when you don’t know what you’re talking about is seldom a good idea! Trust me, I know what I’m talking about!
Lucky chess move: Kg7

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Reading this horoscope prediction will be the most exciting thing you’ll do this month. I do hope you were sitting down when you did it!
Lucky chess move: Bxd4

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits leave us once more. Did they bring you the predictions you were expecting? Or was it all just hokum? Perhaps it was both? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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