Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Clown Cosmetics!

Readers' Emails

Dear Clown Mascot,

As this blog seems to have dedicated itself to Halloween this month, I thought now would be a good time to write to you with a truly terrifying notion that recently occurred to me. You see, like most ‘normal’ people I find clowns like yourself to be… hmmm, how can I put this tactfully? Creepy beyond belief sounds about right! Anyway, while this fear normally goes unnoticed in my day to day life, I recently began to wonder how different things could be if this happened…

Aaargh! Clown Cosmetics!
A frightening thought, as I’m sure many of your readers will agree, but one that would surely never happen…? Well, given that the nightmare that was 1980s has recently seen a revival in fashion and music, I fear that a world where looking like a clown became de rigueur could be a lot closer than we think! After all, if the youth of today think the 1980s were cool, surely looking like a clown can’t be far behind! I mean, remember the New Romantics? Urghhh! Anyway, just thought I’d share this concern with you, and see what you thought.

Yours sincerely,
Jeffery Sinclair.

Clown Mascot replies...

Jeffery, you can rest assured that this brand new world you fear so much will absolutely never happen! Trust me on this! I’ve been trying to popularise clowns for years, and believe me when I say… there ain’t no one buying! Although, on a personal note, I do think your Clown Cosmetics look absolutely brilliant!

Always the outsider,
Clown Mascot :)

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