I not usually one to follow the news or current affairs or any of that nonsense, but recently I’ve found it annoyingly unavoidable! It seems that lately all anyone wants to talk about is journalists, politicians, and policemen, and who they know, and what they know, and how they know it, and where they go for dinner, and when all of this happened, etc. etc. etc. And it doesn’t look like it’s about to stop anytime soon! Anyway, as the old saying goes, if you can’t beat them join them! So here’s my own contribution to this ongoing debacle… don’t you think you and Rebekah Brooks look alike?
OK, I’ll admit it’s probably not the most enlightening contribution to this scandal, and I don’t reckon the editor of the Guardian will be knocking on my door any time soon looking to hire me, but I do think it’s a question worth asking. After all, it seems that most people believe she looks like Simply Red singer Mick Hucknall, which I think is an absurd suggestion! I mean, when’s the last time you saw Mick Hucknall in a skirt? Absolutely ludicrous! Anyway, just though I’d get in touch and see what you think?
Yours inquiringly, Robert B Robertson
Wow! Just when I thought our readers couldn’t get any odder, along comes Robert with this biscuit taking corker! What do I think? I think I may have to change my name to the Dumbstruck Mascot! That’s what I think! Although I did like the way you mixed up the captions for the Brookster and myself - very sneaky indeed!
Hoping to never hear from you again, Sneaky Mascot :)