Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Horoscopes for June 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits enter once more. But what do they have in store for us this month? Great wealth? True Love? Unending happiness? All or none of the above? There’s only one way to find out…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
All your dreams could come true this month! Although the chances of this actually happening are very slim indeed!
Lucky stitch: Cross stitch

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
There’s a fine line between success and failure, and this month will see you walk that line! Hope for the best, plan for the worst, and good luck!
Lucky stitch: Tent stitch

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Now’s a good time for a holiday, but be sure to OK it with your boss first! Otherwise you may be off work for a lot longer than you planned!
Lucky stitch: Blind stitch

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Impeccable timekeeping will be the key to your success this month! So investing in a watch wouldn’t be a bad idea!
Lucky stitch: Pad stitch

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
While it’s true that absence makes the heart grow fonder, disappearing for three months without informing your loved ones most definitely doesn’t! Remember this!
Lucky stitch: Running stitch

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Commitment, dedication, and hard work won’t always get you where you want to be! Try passing the buck every now and again for an easier life!
Lucky stitch: Blanket stitch

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A buy one get one free offer could see you get more than you bargained for! But then again, that is kind of the point!
Lucky stitch: Top stitch

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
The pitter patter of tiny little feet isn’t always the joy it’s made out to be! Best call pest control, because I don’t think that’s a baby running around your kitchen!
Lucky stitch: Slip stitch

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Avoiding any sentence with the word avoiding appearing in it three times will be your key to avoiding misfortune this month! Woops!
Lucky stitch: Chain stitch

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Sometimes the best advice is to ignore advice altogether, especially if the advice is contradictory! Follow this advice and you should be OK!
Lucky stitch: Darning stitch

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Great news! A month of fun is headed your way! Although, unfortunately, it’s not this month! Still, something to look forward to, eh?
Lucky stitch: Basting stitch

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
The shortest distance between two points may be a straight line, but that doesn’t always mean it’s the safest! Stairs were invented for a reason! Remember this!
Lucky stitch: Embroidery stitch

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart. But did they deliver the fortune you were expecting? Or was it the same old same old? Oh well, you can always try again next month! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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