Friday, April 1, 2011

Horoscopes for April 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits enter. But will they be in the mood for fun? After all, it is April Fools day! Perhaps we’re about to see their lighter sides for once! Read on, if you want to find out…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Better late than never is an expression that extols the virtues of optimism, and should not be used as a guide for time keeping. Remember this when attending that job interview!
Lucky pasta: Spaghetti

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
A substantial amount of money could make a real difference in your life this month. Unfortunately I’ve now idea how you can get your hands on it! Sorry!
Lucky pasta: Penne

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Avoiding reading horoscopes is the key to a successful month for you. So as long as you don’t read this, you should be fine!
Lucky pasta: Gomito

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
It’s not the winning or losing, but the taking part that counts. Keep telling yourself this and you may just get through that losing streak unscathed!
Lucky pasta: Ziti

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Ignoring a problem won’t make it go away. But confronting a problem can sometimes be hard work! Try avoiding problems altogether if you want a happy life!
Lucky pasta: Fusilli

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Sharing resources is a good way to save money and the environment. Doing so by setting up a pant sharing scheme isn’t! Remember this distinction!
Lucky pasta: Bucatini

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
It is often said that honesty is the best policy, although there are exceptions! Be sure to keep this in mind when commenting on your partner’s new hair style!
Lucky pasta: Pici

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Predicting your own future will be the key to your success this month! And it also means less work for me! So I guess we’re both winners!
Lucky pasta: Tagliatelle

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
An impulsive purchase at a pet shop could come back to bite you this month. Besides, do you really need a piranha? Think on!
Lucky pasta: Ditalini

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Taking sartorial inspiration from a friend is no bad thing. But remember… copying their look in minute detail is just plain weird! You have been warned!
Lucky pasta: Farfalle

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Avoiding stripes will be the key to a prosperous and hassle free month for you. So best cancel that trip to the zebra sanctuary!
Lucky pasta: Rotini

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
A big surprise is headed your way this month, but I can’t tell you what it is! Well, it wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you, would it?
Lucky pasta: Conchiglie

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once more. And it doesn’t look like they had too much fun after all! Or did they? Only time will tell! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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