I recently read that April 1st will see the arrival of the newest KawaiiPunk kawaii mascot - the intriguingly named Outlaw Mascot! Further investigation revealed she acquired this unusual moniker due to her excessive cuteness! Something that I would have considered a virtue in the world of kawaii, but anyway… The point is her name got me thinking. And that thinking led me to this…
That’s right, it’s a wanted poster for you! I figured if the Outlaw Mascot was wanted for being excessively cute, then surely you would be wanted for being excessively nerdy looking! Because let’s face it, even the Nerd Mascot isn’t as weird looking as you, and he’s the Nerd Mascot! Anyway, I hope you like the poster, and perhaps you can show it to the Outlaw Mascot when she arrives to make her feel more at home.
Yours helpfully, Big John Jones “The Sheriff” Jacobson. Aged 51.
Absolutely brilliant! And what a great idea to welcome the Outlaw Mascot! Thanks Big John Jones “The Sheriff” Jacobson! Let’s just hope that you’re never wanted for anything - as I doubt your name would fit on the poster!