Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Horoscopes for March 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits join us once again. But what do they have in store for us this month? Wealth? Fame? Love? There’s only one way to find out! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Properly or not at all are not the only options open to you this month. Try doing things half heartedly for a change. You might enjoy it!
Lucky periodic element: Hydrogen

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
The first signs of spring may be in the air, but that doesn’t mean its going to be warm! Keep your shirt on and your shorts off! You know what I’m talking about :)
Lucky periodic element: Xenon

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
A surprise fishing trip could spell this disaster this month! Avoid going on surprise fishing trips and you should be OK!
Lucky periodic element: Gadolinium

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Foresight and meticulous pre-planning will be your key to good fortune this month. Hmmm… I guess I should have told you that last month? Sorry!
Lucky periodic element: Technetium

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
An accurate but pointless horoscope prediction will have absolutely no bearing whatsoever on your life this month. Could this be it?
Lucky periodic element: Potassium

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Clutch bags do not actually contain clutches! Remember this to avoid embarrassment when visiting garages and talking to mechanics!
Lucky periodic element: Dysprosium

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Buying beans in bulk is a good way to save money! Eating beans in bulk is a good way to lose friends! Take heed!
Lucky periodic element: Manganese

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
The number 246 will play a crucial role in your life this month. Although, strangely, you’ll never know how! Weird, isn’t it?
Lucky periodic element: Copper

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Reading aloud to children is a kind and caring act. Reading aloud to yourself on a crowded commuter train isn’t! Remember this distinction!
Lucky periodic element: Bismuth

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Having high expectations may sound like a good idea, but unfortunately life doesn’t always live up to them! Get ready for disappointment!
Lucky periodic element: Titanium

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Don’t rock the boat may be more commonly used as analogy these days, but that doesn’t mean it no longer applies to nautical pursuits! Avoid rocking boats!
Lucky periodic element: Yttrium

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Unwanted distractions could spell your downfall this month. Remember - a ringing phone doesn’t always have to be answered!
Lucky periodic element: Praseodymium

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits take their leave. Did they bring you what your heart’s desired? What? They didn’t! Oh well, there’s always next month! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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