
Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits join us once again. But what do they have in store for us this month? Wealth? Fame? Love? There’s only one way to find out! Read on, if you dare…
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20Properly or not at all are not the only options open to you this month. Try doing things half heartedly for a change. You might enjoy it!
Lucky periodic element: Hydrogen
Taurus Apr 21 - May 21The first signs of spring may be in the air, but that doesn’t mean its going to be warm! Keep your shirt on and your shorts off! You know what I’m talking about :)
Lucky periodic element: Xenon
Gemini May 22 - Jun 22A surprise fishing trip could spell this disaster this month! Avoid going on surprise fishing trips and you should be OK!
Lucky periodic element: Gadolinium
Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23Foresight and meticulous pre-planning will be your key to good fortune this month. Hmmm… I guess I should have told you that last month? Sorry!
Lucky periodic element: Technetium
Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23An accurate but pointless horoscope prediction will have absolutely no bearing whatsoever on your life this month. Could this be it?
Lucky periodic element: Potassium
Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23Clutch bags do not actually contain clutches! Remember this to avoid embarrassment when visiting garages and talking to mechanics!
Lucky periodic element: Dysprosium
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23Buying beans in bulk is a good way to save money! Eating beans in bulk is a good way to lose friends! Take heed!
Lucky periodic element: Manganese
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22The number 246 will play a crucial role in your life this month. Although, strangely, you’ll never know how! Weird, isn’t it?
Lucky periodic element: Copper
Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21Reading aloud to children is a kind and caring act. Reading aloud to yourself on a crowded commuter train isn’t! Remember this distinction!
Lucky periodic element: Bismuth
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20Having high expectations may sound like a good idea, but unfortunately life doesn’t always live up to them! Get ready for disappointment!
Lucky periodic element: Titanium
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19Don’t rock the boat may be more commonly used as analogy these days, but that doesn’t mean it no longer applies to nautical pursuits! Avoid rocking boats!
Lucky periodic element: Yttrium
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20Unwanted distractions could spell your downfall this month. Remember - a ringing phone doesn’t always have to be answered!
Lucky periodic element: Praseodymium
Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits take their leave. Did they bring you what your heart’s desired? What? They didn’t! Oh well, there’s always next month! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)