Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Horoscopes for February 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits reveal themselves once more. But what’s this? Are they carrying flowers? Is that a perfume bottle I see in their hands? Ahhhh, of course, it seems that even the spirits are not immune to lure of Valentine’s Day! But will they be bringing romance into you lives? Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
A gorgeous and previously secret admirer will make their feelings abundantly clear this Valentine’s Day. Though sadly not to you! Sorry!
Lucky word: Abderian

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
Letting that special someone know just how much you love them is a romantic gesture indeed! Making that gesture at a rubbish dump isn’t! You have been warned!
Lucky word: Montivagant

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Buying a romantic gift at this time of year is definitely a good idea. Just make sure you get something for your partner too!
Lucky word: Cleptobiosis

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
When it comes to Valentine’s Day the proverbial “thought” counts for absolutely nothing! Trust me on this! Buy a proper present, and do it now!
Lucky word: Magastromancy

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Avoiding anything with love hearts or flowers on it will be the key to a romantic Valentine’s Day for you. So good luck with that quest!
Lucky word: Thelemic

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Flowers are a good idea at this time of year. Just make sure you check for allergies this time around. You know what I’m talking about!
Lucky word: Vicambulate

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A meal for you and your loved one at a fine restaurant is indeed a romantic dining experience. A fish supper on a park bench isn’t! Think on!
Lucky word: Coquinate

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Absolutely nothing romantic whatsoever will happen to you this Valentine’s Day. But don’t worry, there’s always next year to look forward to!
Lucky word: Tarantism

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Roses are red, violets are blue, reading a poem, spells bad luck for you. Hmmm… guess I should have phrased that advice differently! Sorry!
Lucky word: Witzelsucht

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
A beautiful stranger will enter your life this Valentine’s Day. Though sadly they won’t be staying. Still, better than nothing, eh?
Lucky word: Murklins

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
A handmade gift can be a very romantic gesture. Although the operative word in that sentence is most definitely “can”. Remember this!
Lucky word: Cachinnation

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
An intriguing piece of mail from a far off land will arrive on February 14th! But don’t get too excited, everybody wins the Nigerian lottery - it’s called SPAM!
Lucky word: Famigerate

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once more. And it looks like they’re taking their Valentine gifts with them! Oh well, what did you expect? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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