I noticed earlier this month that one of your readers sent the Lovestruck Mascot a Valentine’s gift. (Re. Choc Box Clever!) A very sweet idea indeed. However, I couldn’t help but think this gift was somewhat wasted on the Lovestruck Mascot. After all, surely she’s going to get enough Valentine gifts already! And so I decided I would create a romantically themed artwork for a more worthy cause. Namely you…
It’s a paper flower I created using your chronically grumpy face for petals. I thought it would be a good idea to create something for you, as I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting any Valentine gifts whatsoever on February 14th - on account of you being so miserable and all that! I also don’t expect you to thank me for this gesture, although I would be interested in hearing you thoughts on the whole topic of Valentine’s Day.
Yours curiously, Blanche Silverston. Aged 25.
Hmmm… what are my thoughts on Valentine’s Day? Here’s a clue for you Blanche… I’M THE GRUMPY MASCOT! What do you think my thoughts on Valentine’s Day are?