Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Grumpy Garden Gift!

Readers' Art

Dear Grumpy Mascot,

I noticed earlier this month that one of your readers sent the Lovestruck Mascot a Valentine’s gift. (Re. Choc Box Clever!) A very sweet idea indeed. However, I couldn’t help but think this gift was somewhat wasted on the Lovestruck Mascot. After all, surely she’s going to get enough Valentine gifts already! And so I decided I would create a romantically themed artwork for a more worthy cause. Namely you…

It's a Grumpy paper flower!
It’s a paper flower I created using your chronically grumpy face for petals. I thought it would be a good idea to create something for you, as I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting any Valentine gifts whatsoever on February 14th - on account of you being so miserable and all that! I also don’t expect you to thank me for this gesture, although I would be interested in hearing you thoughts on the whole topic of Valentine’s Day.

Yours curiously,
Blanche Silverston. Aged 25.

Grumpy Mascot replies...

Hmmm… what are my thoughts on Valentine’s Day? Here’s a clue for you Blanche… I’M THE GRUMPY MASCOT! What do you think my thoughts on Valentine’s Day are?

Yours grumpily,
Grumpy Mascot :(

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