When I was a teenager in the early 1980s there was nothing I loved more than the musical stylings of the New Romantics. And, in exactly the same way as you show your love of Metal through your appearance, I too decided to dress the part! Well, as I’m sure you can imagine, I looked absolutely ridiculous! And the moral of this story? Never take fashion advice from music! It’s time for another mascot makeover…
Amazing, isn’t it? By the simple act of cutting your hair and dispensing with that foolish grimace of yours, I’ve managed to turn you from Metal Monstrosity to Beguiling Beauty. And who doesn’t want that? Another resounding success in my growing portfolio of magic mascot makeovers. Any thoughts?
Yours stylishly, Tamara Tallulah
While I agree the makeover you have presented me with is indeed amazing, I fear the reasons for my describing it as such may be very different from your own! And, now that I think about it, I’m not too sure about your “Beguiling Beauty” assertion either!