Saturday, January 1, 2011

Horoscopes for January 2011

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear to reveal another year and another set of futures. Will 2011 be lucky for you? Or will it be the same old same old? Only the spirits know the answers to that! So let’s ask them! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
The new year will herald a plethora of changes in your life. Although, unfortunately, none of them will be good! Sorry!
Lucky weather condition: Rain

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
You’re right! It is a good idea to buy your 2011 Christmas cards now! Just be sure to remember where you put them this time! You know what I’m talking about :)
Lucky weather condition: Freezing fog

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
A broken promise to yourself may leave you feeling despondent. But don’t get too down about it, hardly anyone keeps their new year resolutions!
Lucky weather condition: Sunny with a chance of showers

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Disappointed you didn’t get the festive season you were hoping for? Don’t worry! There’ll be another one along in 12 months! Yipee!
Lucky weather condition: Snow

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
A thankless and cumbersome task awaits you this month! Well, did you really need that many Christmas lights on your house? Think on!
Lucky weather condition: Cloudy but dry

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
A welcome slice of normality will return this month like a much loved, long lost relative! Hurrah! No more Christmas shoppers!
Lucky weather condition: Frost

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Wanting the festive season to last a bit longer is totally natural! Trying to make it so by continuing to wear a Santa hat isn’t! Just letting you know!
Lucky weather condition: Wet and windy

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
An awkward situation awaits you as go back to work this month. Star thinking of excuses now to explain that staff night out “incident” if you want to avoid this!
Lucky weather condition: Humid

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
A mammoth task you once thought unachievable will finally be completed this month! Yep, you’ll finally finish eating that Christmas turkey!
Lucky weather condition: Stormy

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Now would be good time to book that summer holiday you’ve always dreamed of. If you hadn’t spent all your money at Christmas that is!
Lucky weather condition: Overcast but warm

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Don’t be too alarmed by your partner’s declaration of a new year revolution. It’s probably just a slip of the tongue. At least, I hope it is!
Lucky weather condition: Hail

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Look on the bright side. The joy of the festive season may be over, but that doesn’t mean the drudgery of day to day life has to stop too! Yay!
Lucky weather condition: Seasonal

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once more. But did they bring the new year joy you oh so hoped and wished for? Well, did they? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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