
Ahhhh… the mists clear, the spirits emerge, and once again we find ourselves here. Yes, it looks like it’s that time of the month again readers. The time to find out what your futures hold! Read on, if you dare…
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20A laborious and repetitive task will drive you to the brink of madness this month! Congratulations! It’s time to write those Christmas cards!
Lucky prime number: 6,991
Taurus Apr 21 - May 21The early bird may catch the worm, but unfortunately he doesn’t sell them! Remember this to avoid an embarrassing fishing trip incident!
Lucky prime number: 17
Gemini May 22 - Jun 22Now’s the time to start dropping those hints about that Christmas present you want! Unless you want socks, in which case you’re already sorted!
Lucky prime number: 853
Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23An unwanted visit from an unwanted guest at an unwanted time will lead to an unwanted situation! Still, at least it’s nice to be wanted!
Lucky prime number: 7,817
Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23A potentially embarrassing event looms ominously on the horizon this month. Start think of excuses now to get out of that office Christmas party!
Lucky prime number: 3
Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23Avoiding anything with the word “avoiding” in it is the key to avoiding trouble this month. Woops… I’ve done it again, haven’t I?
Lucky prime number: 103,997
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23Congratulations! A whole load of luck is headed your way this month! Although I can’t tell whether it’s the good or the bad variety! Sorry!
Lucky prime number: 5,197
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22Competing in a world championship table tennis tournament could spell you downfall this month! Still… shouldn’t be too hard to avoid, should it?
Lucky prime number: 89,491
Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21An utterly pointless yet amazingly accurate horoscope prediction will be read by a Capricorn this month! See below for proof!
Lucky prime number: 61
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20An utterly pointless yet amazingly accurate horoscope prediction will be read by a Sagittarian this month! See above for proof!
Lucky prime number: 98,807
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19Saving money on Christmas presents in the current financial climate is indeed a good idea! Doing it by not buying anyone anything isn’t! You have been warned!
Lucky prime number: 1,091
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20A chance encounter with an irate omelette salesman could leave you with egg on your face. Avoid irate omelette salesmen and you should be OK!
Lucky prime number: 1,299,257
Ahhhh… the mists return, the spirits depart, and the future now lies bare. But did they bring you what you wished for? Or did they bring you what you wished for least? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)