Monday, December 20, 2010

Wishing You a Grumpy Christmas!

Readers' Emails

Dear Grumpy Mascot,

What with Chrismas being just around the corner, no to mention your own recent mascot festivities (Re. KawaiiPunk Christmas Party 2010!) I reckon you’ve had just about as much of the festive season as you can take. And to be honest, so have I! Since October (yes, that’s right - TWO months ago!) all my kids have been banging on about is what I’m going to be getting them for Christmas! The worst part is they’re both in their 30s! One of them’s even got kids of her own! And my husband’s been no better! Reckons he wants a power drill, or some such nonsense! Well, I proudly say Bah! Humbug! And I’m sure you do too! So this Christmas everyone in my family is getting one of these as a present…

A cheap and decidedly un-cheerful Christmas present!
Yep, it’s some stones with grumpy faces drawn on them! What’s more I’m not even going to bother wrapping them! I’m just going to throw them under the Christmas tree and let all those present hungry parasites sort them out for themselves! That way, I reckon I might actually get some peace and quiet this time next year when this whole circus rolls into town again! Anyway, I thought I’d share these with you - just in case you too were looking for grumpy Christmas presents this year. After all, they are extremely cheap to make!

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Margaret P Masterson

Grumpy Mascot replies...

While I like the idea of stones as presents, the notion of drawing faces on them does sound suspiciously too much like fun for me - even if they are frowning! And, now that I think about it, I’m not too sure about having to buy a pen either! Did you ever consider just giving them one plain stone between the lot of them?

It would be cheaper,
Grumpy Mascot :(

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