Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Horoscopes for December 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits emerge once more. And what’s this? Are they wearing party hats? Is that presents I see them holding? Yes folks, it’s time for your yearly yuletide revelations! Woo hoo…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
The normal excuses aren’t going to work for you this month. Everybody has to eat sprouts at Christmas, that’s just the rules! Sorry!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
An unwanted gift will undoubtedly be given to you this month. Practice smiling now to avoid an uncomfortable scene on opening, and look on the bright side - you can always sell it on Ebay!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
The joy of receiving presents can be extremely short lived if you don’t return the sentiment! You have been warned!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
While pulling crackers is indeed a great source of fun, it’s best not to pull them all before your guests arrive for dinner. Just letting you know!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
There’s a fine line between taking part in and ruining Christmas. Remember: not every one enjoys listening to out of tune carol singing!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Getting into the Christmas spirit is not the same as getting into the spirits at Christmas. Remember this to avoid embarrassment, not to mention Boxing Day hangovers!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Giving to charity is a great thing to do at Christmas. Doing so by buying your partner sponsorship of a Guatemalan donkey as a present isn’t! Remember this distinction!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
A once pleasurable experience will be turned into an absolute nightmare this month. Try buying online to avoid the menace of Christmas shoppers!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Although you may have been perfectly happy to receive an apple as Christmas present when you were a child, it doesn’t mean that kids today will too! Just a friendly piece of advice :)
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Changing the names and re-sending the Christmas cards you received last year is not what people mean when they talk about recycling! And the same applies to gifts!
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Be sure to add the gift tags to Christmas presents as and when you wrap them if you want to avoid embarrassment this year. You know what I’m talking about :)
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Don’t worry if things go a little bit wrong this Christmas. There’ll be another one coming along in 12 months! Bet you can’t wait :)
Lucky Christmas vegetable: Sprouts

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once more. But did they bring you the Christmas joy you oh so wished for? They certainly didn’t skimp on the sprouts, that’s for sure! Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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