After the resounding success of my last email (Re. A New Ed Mascot?) I decided I should have a go at another mascot makeover. Well, with the talents I’ve got, it really would be a waste no to! So I decided to turn my impeccable eye for style to your own grumpy self. Because let’s face it, if there’s anyone around here that really needs a makeover, it’s got to be yours truly! And here’s the result…
As you can see I decided the best way to improve your image was to make you less grumpy looking! I have done this by giving you a party hat, a pair of oversized comedy glasses and, most importantly of all, a smile! I think the result is simply fabulous, and what’s more, I won’t even charge you a penny for my services. Hope you enjoy it!
Because first impressions last, Tamara Tallulah
Is this some sort of joke? Did the Mischief Mascot put you up to this? I mean honestly, getting me out of bed to waste my time with this nonsense? Haven’t you people got anything better to do with your time?