Friday, November 19, 2010

Not So Grumpy Mascot!

Readers' Emails

Dear Grumpy Mascot,

After the resounding success of my last email (Re. A New Ed Mascot?) I decided I should have a go at another mascot makeover. Well, with the talents I’ve got, it really would be a waste no to! So I decided to turn my impeccable eye for style to your own grumpy self. Because let’s face it, if there’s anyone around here that really needs a makeover, it’s got to be yours truly! And here’s the result…

Grumpy Mascot makeover!
As you can see I decided the best way to improve your image was to make you less grumpy looking! I have done this by giving you a party hat, a pair of oversized comedy glasses and, most importantly of all, a smile! I think the result is simply fabulous, and what’s more, I won’t even charge you a penny for my services. Hope you enjoy it!

Because first impressions last,
Tamara Tallulah

Grumpy Mascot replies...

Is this some sort of joke? Did the Mischief Mascot put you up to this? I mean honestly, getting me out of bed to waste my time with this nonsense? Haven’t you people got anything better to do with your time?

Goodbye,
Grumpy Mascot :(

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