Monday, November 1, 2010

Horoscopes for November 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear, the spirits emerge, and once again we find ourselves here. Yes, it looks like it’s that time of the month again readers. The time to find out what your futures hold! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
A laborious and repetitive task will drive you to the brink of madness this month! Congratulations! It’s time to write those Christmas cards!
Lucky prime number: 6,991

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
The early bird may catch the worm, but unfortunately he doesn’t sell them! Remember this to avoid an embarrassing fishing trip incident!
Lucky prime number: 17

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Now’s the time to start dropping those hints about that Christmas present you want! Unless you want socks, in which case you’re already sorted!
Lucky prime number: 853

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
An unwanted visit from an unwanted guest at an unwanted time will lead to an unwanted situation! Still, at least it’s nice to be wanted!
Lucky prime number: 7,817

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
A potentially embarrassing event looms ominously on the horizon this month. Start think of excuses now to get out of that office Christmas party!
Lucky prime number: 3

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Avoiding anything with the word “avoiding” in it is the key to avoiding trouble this month. Woops… I’ve done it again, haven’t I?
Lucky prime number: 103,997

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Congratulations! A whole load of luck is headed your way this month! Although I can’t tell whether it’s the good or the bad variety! Sorry!
Lucky prime number: 5,197

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Competing in a world championship table tennis tournament could spell you downfall this month! Still… shouldn’t be too hard to avoid, should it?
Lucky prime number: 89,491

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
An utterly pointless yet amazingly accurate horoscope prediction will be read by a Capricorn this month! See below for proof!
Lucky prime number: 61

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
An utterly pointless yet amazingly accurate horoscope prediction will be read by a Sagittarian this month! See above for proof!
Lucky prime number: 98,807

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Saving money on Christmas presents in the current financial climate is indeed a good idea! Doing it by not buying anyone anything isn’t! You have been warned!
Lucky prime number: 1,091

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
A chance encounter with an irate omelette salesman could leave you with egg on your face. Avoid irate omelette salesmen and you should be OK!
Lucky prime number: 1,299,257

Ahhhh… the mists return, the spirits depart, and the future now lies bare. But did they bring you what you wished for? Or did they bring you what you wished for least? Until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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