Friday, October 1, 2010

Horoscopes for October 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits emerge once again. And it looks like they’ve got Halloween on their minds! But will they be bringing us tricks or treats? There’s only one way to find out! Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Holidaying at this time of year may be a good way to save money, but remember… cheap doesn’t always mean bargain! You have been warned!
Lucky cheese: Cheddar

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
An encounter with a broken honey pot could lead to a sticky situation. Avoid broken honey pots and you should be OK. Shouldn’t be too hard to do!
Lucky cheese: Stilton

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
An uninvited guest could ruin a romantic night out. And possibly a long standing friendship! Best rethink that surprise entrance plan!
Lucky cheese: Brie

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Resolving family disputes is never easy. So try gaining the full support of the Trade Unions if you want to stab a sibling in the back this month. I’ve heard it really works!
Lucky cheese: Red Windsor

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
While patience is indeed a virtue, it doesn’t always get you where you want to be. Always check what queue you’re actually joining to avoid learning this the long way!
Lucky cheese: Wensleydale

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Two heads are better than one is a comment on the merits of teamwork, not an expression of aesthetic superiority. Remember this to avoid an embarrassing incident at a beauty pageant!
Lucky cheese: Double Gloucester

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
You’re right, letting your hair down and having some fun is indeed a good way to relieve stress. Although perhaps not at work! Remember: Time and Place!
Lucky cheese: Swaledale

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you can stand the heat, then stay in the kitchen. Becoming a chef isn’t rocket science you know!
Lucky cheese: Garstang Blue

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
AVOID READING ANYTHING WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE THIS MONTH UNSCATHED. WOOPS! LOOKS LIKE I HIT CAPS LOCK AGAIN! SORRY!
Lucky cheese: Waterloo

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
A romantic gift will bring great excitement this month. Though sadly not to you. Still, it’s nice to know someone’s having fun, isn’t it?
Lucky cheese: Huntsman

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Saving money in these cash strapped times is a good idea. Doing it by never buying soap again isn’t. Just letting you know… before your friends do!
Lucky cheese: Yarg

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
A wholly inaccurate horoscope prediction could spell you downfall this month. But look on the bright side, it might be this one that’s inaccurate! Phew!
Lucky cheese: Cheshire

Ahhhh… the mists return, and the spirits again take their leave. But did they bring you what you so desired? Probably not I’m guessing. But ho hum, whaddya gonna do? Anyway, until we meet again dear readers,
Mystic Mascot :)

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