Well, well, well… it seems that my last email (Re. Wishing You a Blank Christmas!) has fallen upon deaf ears! I refer of course to your recent post welcoming the 50th mascot to KawaiiPunk (Re. KawaiiPunk Welcomes 50th Mascot!). A post in which you clearly declared the Queasy Mascot to be the 50th KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot. Well… if that is indeed the case, as you so adamantly state, then pray tell me what number the Blank Mascot is! Perhaps this diagram may help you…
You see Ed, it seems that yet again you have overlooked the presence of the much ignored Blank Mascot! As he has clearly been here longer than the Queasy Mascot, and is himself a KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot, it is completely impossible for the Queasy Mascot to be the 50th Mascot! He is in fact the 51st Mascot. This means that the actual 50th KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot is the Tantrum Mascot. It also means your celebratory post was not two months late but three, as the Tantrum Mascot arrived way back in June!
Please get your act together, Arthur D. Pendleton.
Oh yeah… I never thought of that! Still, at least that gives us a good excuse to have another celebration party! Congratulations Tantrum! And a commiseration one too - sorry Queasy!