I’m not usually one to rain on a man’s parade (Re. KawaiiPunk Welcomes 50th Mascot!), or should that be two parades (Re. KawaiiPunk Welcomes Wrong 50th Mascot!), but I fear that I may have to. You see, in my last email (Re. A Gallery of Ghosts?) you told me there were two KawaiiPunk Mascots that were dropped during the 2009 makeover. If that is the case then surely neither the Queasy nor the Tantrum Mascot can possibly be the 50th KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot! Here, let me explain…
You see, as the Queasy Mascot was not only predated by the Blank Mascot, but also the Tiger and Mermaid Mascots this means that he was in fact the 53rd KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot. And the honour of being the 50th KawaiiPunk Kawaii Mascot should actually go to the Awestruck Mascot! And, even though you didn’t want any of this to reflect on your competence as a blogger, I feel I must point out that this fact makes your original post a staggering four months overdue!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Buddy Rockford
Oh yeah… I never thought of that either! Oh well, looks like it’s time for another party! Congratulations Awestruck Mascot! And another commiseration party - sorry Tantrum Mascot! Boy… this counting lark’s harder than it looks! And the constant partying ain’t no walk in the park either!