Monday, August 9, 2010

Personal Accountant to an Expatriate Engineer

Readers' Emails

Attention Junior Mascot,

I am Mr.Randy Chow Angelo, Personal accountant to an expatriate engineer who share the same last name as yours. I discovered your email and information via guest book so I decided to contact you. I am contacting you in respect to an inheritance fund valued at ($19.5 Million United States Dollars) belonging to my late client who died as the result of a heart-related condition on 12th of March 2005. Our newly appointed director of the Bank has ordered that we should compile the list of dormant account. I have decided that instead of loosing the whole money to the Bank, I will rather donate the money to any charitable organization in your country. This is why I am seeking your consent to present you as the only surviving relative of my late client for the claim of the fund.

An offer too good to be true?
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, please do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise your utmost indulgence to keep this transaction extra-ordinary confidential, whatever your decision, Please contact me immediately to indicate your interest in this matter.

With Warm Regards,
Mr.Randy Chow Angelo.
Branch Manager.

Junior Mascot replies...

I may be the youngest mascot here at KawaiiPunk, but that doesn’t mean I was born yesterday! Better luck next time, Randy!

Thanks, but no thanks,
Junior Mascot :)

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