Sunday, August 1, 2010

Horoscopes for August 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits return. But what do they have in store for us this month? Will it be dreams come true, or nightmare made real? There’s only one way to find out. Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
A stranger in a hat could potentially ruin an otherwise fun day out. Avoid strangers in hats and you should be OK. Or, alternatively, avoid fun days out for the same result!
Lucky playing card: Seven of Spades

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
While it’s true that a fine wine can get better with age, the same cannot be said of all drinks. Remember this when attending that party!
Lucky playing card: Queen of Hearts

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
A trip to the cinema could be ruined by a popcorn munching buffoon. Buying some soft centred sweets should help you avoid this - you know what I’m talking about :)
Lucky playing card: Three of Diamonds

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Saving money in this current financial climate is a good idea. Doing it by not buying your partner a birthday present isn’t. Just giving you a heads up!
Lucky playing card: Ten of Clubs

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Avoiding reading anything written in a blog is the key to your happiness this month. Woops! Probably should have told you that last month!
Lucky playing card: Four of Hearts

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Paperclips are good at holding paper together, but are no substitute for mortar where bricks are concerned. Remember this when doing that spot of DIY!
Lucky playing card: Jack of Spades

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A chance encounter with a vibrating chair salesman has the potential to leave you shaken and nauseous! Just letting you know!
Lucky playing card: King of Diamonds

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Food will play an important part in your life this month, so be sure to remember to eat some! I’d suggest at least three times a day!
Lucky playing card: Two of Clubs

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
A shopping trip has the potential to end in embarrassment and financial ruin this month. Remember: Magic beans only exist in fairy tales!
Lucky playing card: Seven of Hearts

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Your inability to speak French may very well lead to a temporary moment of petty annoyance this month. Still… c’est la vie!
Lucky playing card: Three of Clubs

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Variety is the spice of life is a saying, not a cooking tip! Remember this to avoid an embarrassing supermarket incident!
Lucky playing card: Eight of Diamonds

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Congratulations are in order this month, though sadly not for you! Remember to act graciously in defeat, and you should be OK!
Lucky playing card: Ace of Spades

Ahhhh… the mists return, and the spirits depart once more. But did they bring you sweet dreams, or was it restless nights? I guess we’ll have to wait and see! Until our paths next cross,
Mystic Mascot :)