Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Horoscopes for June 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and once again the spirits come forth. But wait! Is that the sound of a whistle I hear? Are they wearing football strips? Yes, it seems that not even the spirits are immune to the lure of the World Cup! Get ready for the kick off…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
What at first seems likes a bargain may turn out to be major financial blunder. Besides, can you really see yourself using a gym five times a week?
Lucky World Cup team: Cameroon

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
Now is the time to learn the trumpet if you’ve been thinking about learning the trumpet. If you haven’t, then don’t bother!
Lucky World Cup team: Germany

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Avoiding all things football related is the key to surviving this month unscathed. So get ready for a disappointing month! Sorry!
Lucky World Cup team: France

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Switching off electrical equipment at night is a good way to save energy. Switching off your phone mid conversation is just rude. Remember this difference!
Lucky World Cup team: Mexico

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Now’s the time to fix that belt you’ve been meaning to fix, unless you enjoy embarrassing workplace incidents! You have been warned!
Lucky World Cup team: Brazil

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Listening to whale song may help you relax, but is it really conducive to dining? Bear this in mind when planning that dinner party!
Lucky World Cup team: Italy

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
An unexpected guest has the potential to ruin an otherwise perfect night in! Best to call ahead and let them know you’re coming!
Lucky World Cup team: England

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
An embarrassing incident from your past will come back to haunt you this month! So start thinking up those evil twin excuses right now!
Lucky World Cup team: Japan

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Oh oh! Looks like your favourite TV show is about to be postponed and rescheduled! Well, what did you expect? It is World Cup time!
Lucky World Cup team: Spain

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
The phrase “the best things in life are free” does not mean its okay to steal stuff! Just letting you know before your boss does!
Lucky World Cup team: Netherlands

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Saving money on shorts by cutting the legs off your trousers may seem like a good idea, but it’s not without its consequences! Think on!
Lucky World Cup team: Argentina

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Rolling around on the floor with a ball of wool while purring is only cute when kittens do it! Remember this to avoid embarrassment!
Lucky World Cup team: South Africa

Ahhhh… the mists return, the final whistle blows, and the spirits depart. But did they leave you over the moon, or sick as a parrot? Until we meet again,
Mystic Mascot :)