Monday, March 1, 2010

Horoscopes for March 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists are clearing once again. And as the first hints of Spring finally appear, so too do our all seeing spirit friends. But will their predictions be as sweet as the dawn of the new season? Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
An upset tummy has the potential to ruin an otherwise perfect month. Avoid all you can eat buffets and you should be fine.
Lucky flower: Daffodil

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
“Wow! Your new haircut really suits you! You look great!” Practice saying this now if you want to avoid tears and tantrums this month. Trust me!
Lucky flower: Buttercup

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
A hasty spring cleaning decision could see you lose a much loved possession. Remember to actually look in boxes before binning them!
Lucky flower: Rose

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
They say time heals all wounds, and they’re right. Although that paper cut is still going to sting a bit. Just letting you know!
Lucky flower: Bluebell

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
An unwanted house guest has the potential to wreck your beautiful home. Keeping an eye out for squirrels wouldn’t be a bad idea this month! Keeping your doors and windows closed would be an even better one!
Lucky flower: Tulip

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Blue skies and sunshine does not always mean warm weather. Remember this when getting dressed in the morning! And don’t come crying to me when you don’t!
Lucky flower: Sunflower

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
If it looks too good to be true, then it is too good to be true! This may look like good advice, but is it true? Don’t say I never help you!
Lucky flower: Snapdragon

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
An oversight on a shopping list could lead to an embarrassing dinner party incident. Write down “toilet paper” now to avoid this nightmare!
Lucky flower: Lily

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Yes, you’re right, we are all feeling the pinch financially at the moment. But do you really think cutting your own hair is the best way to save money? Just a friendly bit of advice!
Lucky flower: Heather

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
It is true that actions can speak louder than words. Though, generally speaking, job interviews are a widely accepted exception to this rule! Remember - there’s a time and a place for everything, my friend!
Lucky flower: Gladiolus

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Shoes will play an important part in your life this month. I suggest buying one for each foot you have in your possession! Just to be on the safe side!
Lucky flower: Carnation

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Clear and concise communication will be the key to surviving this month unscathed! Avoid long words and anything that’s difficult to spell!
Lucky flower: Amaranthus hypochondriacus

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart once more. Did they bring you good tidings? Until our paths next cross,
Mystic Mascot :)

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