Kawaii-o-vision! The Future is Even Cuter!

Dear Ed Mascot,

After my last correspondence (Re. Kawaii-o-vision! The Future is Cute!) you asked me to keep in touch and let you know how my kawaii-o-vision project was progressing. Well, that’s exactly what I’m doing! And I’m happy to report that it is progressing fantastically. You’ll be pleased to hear I have not rested on my laurels since my invention of the kawaii-o-goggles, tempting as it was after such a groundbreaking creation, but have instead gone on to create these corkers…


I call them the bi-kawaii-o-noculars! Yes, you’re right! I have done it again! Another amazing breakthrough in the world of kawaii! I got the idea when I saw a sightseer looking at a far off mountain through a pair of regular binoculars. I thought to myself “what if that tourist wanted to see a happy little face on that mountain?” Doubtless, the tourist was thinking the same thing himself! And so I created the bi-kawaii-o-noculars. Now even distant objects can be made to look cute! Can you imagine how good the moon’s going to look when NASA gets a hold of these?

Yours sincerely,
Prof. Alfred J Pembleton



Congratulations Professor, you really have done it again! I reckon the bi-kawaii-o-noculars will change the way mankind looks at the world… quite literally, in fact!

Thanks for sharing your work,
Ed Mascot :)