Monday, February 1, 2010

Horoscopes for February 2010

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists clear and the spirits join us once again. But what’s this? Are they carrying flowers? Yes, it seems that even the spirits are not immune to the romantic lure of Valentine’s Day. But will they bring you true love or tragedy? Read on, if you dare…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
It is often said that love is in the air. Unfortunately for you it’s hitching a ride with the cold virus. Get ready for a sneeze filled Valentine’s!
Lucky poet: John Keats

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
A previously unknown admirer will reveal their true identity to you this month with a romantic gesture. Sadly, you’ll wish they hadn’t!
Lucky poet: Thomas Moore

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
Flowers are indeed a truly romantic and fitting gift at this time of year. As long as you don’t get them from a service station! Remember this!
Lucky poet: Lord Byron

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
The arrival of an unexpected card will lead to great turmoil this Valentine’s Day. Probably should have paid the rent before you bought all those Belgian chocolates!
Lucky poet: John Clare

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Times may be tough and money hard to come by, but neither is an excuse for forgetting Valentine’s Day. And before you say so - no, it isn’t the thought that counts!
Lucky poet: Samuel Coleridge

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
An avalanche of mail will arrive at your door this Valentine’s Day! Best get the postman to change his brake fluid now to avoid this disaster!
Lucky poet: Robert Burns

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sadly however, there’ll be none for you! Oh well, there’s always next year to look forward to!
Lucky poet: Pam Ayres

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
You may think sending a Valentine’s email will help save the planet, but I doubt your girlfriend will see it that way. And believe me, there are scarier things for men to fear than global warming!
Lucky poet: William Wordsworth

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Chocolates, chocolates, chocolates, and even more chocolates are headed your way this month. If only you hadn’t started that diet!
Lucky poet: Percy B. Shelley

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Yes, you’re right! Going on a romantic weekend break would be a great Valentine’s gift. But only if you bring your partner! You have been warned!
Lucky poet: William Blake

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Cheats never prosper! Keep this in mind when contemplating all those self penned Valentine’s cards! Besides, you’re not that good at disguising at your handwriting!
Lucky poet: Matthew Arnold

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Warning! That cute little teddy bear with the love heart on his tummy is indeed adorable! But is he really a suitable gift for your boyfriend! I’m just saying!
Lucky poet: William McGonagall

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart. Did they bring you the romantic tidings you so desired? Until we next meet,
Mystic Mascot :)

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