Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Freaky Valentine’s Card!

Readers' Art

Dear Freak Mascot,

With Valentine’s Day being just around the corner I thought I would send you a card to mark the special occasion. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not asking for a date or anything - let’s make that clear right now! I just thought it was unfair to see the Lovestruck, Sweet, and Cute Mascots get all the attention at this time of year simply because, unlike yourself, they don’t look really weird! So here it is…

Freaky Valentine's Card
As you can see I have managed to incorporate the traditional Valentine loveheart theme into the card and, even with your bizarre looking self at the centre of things, I reckon it still works as a usable Valentine’s card. Of course I’ve no idea who anyone in their right mind would send it to, but at least this way you don’t have to sit on the sidelines and miss out on all the Valentine’s Day fun!

Happy Valentine’s Day,
Annabelle Hutchinson. Aged 27.

Freak Mascot replies...

Thanks Annabelle. It’s always nice to be included. Just one question - what on earth is Valentine’s Day?

Always blissfully unaware,
Freak Mascot :)

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