Horoscopes for January 2010

Ahhhh… the mists are clearing once again and, as a new year presents itself to us, the spirits are once again poised to predict the futures for us all. But… just what will they bring?

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Woops! Looks like those chocolates are just too tempting. Still… you can always give them up again next year!
Lucky shoe: Stiletto

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
A trip to the shops will end in heartbreak and disappointment. Should have kept those Christmas present receipts after all!
Lucky shoe: Clog

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
The brand new year presents brand new opportunities! Though sadly not for you! Back to the same old same old I’m afraid!
Lucky shoe: Welly

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Good news! That long awaited present will finally arrive after the Christmas rush. Bad news! Your partner will not see the funny side!
Lucky shoe: Sneaker

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
What seemed like a good idea in December will come back to haunt you this month. Hope you like turkey sandwiches! Everyday!
Lucky shoe: Slingback

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Don’t worry. You’ll only have to wear that hat Gran knitted you at Christmas for a little while longer. It’ll be summer soon, honest :)
Lucky shoe: Flip Flop

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A carefree period of fun and festivities will come to an abrupt end this month. Well… you’ve got to go back to work some time!
Lucky shoe: Brogue

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Remember - the early bird catches the worm, and there’s only 12 more shopping months left until Christmas! You have been warned!
Lucky shoe: Pump

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
A strange sense of quiet and anticlimax will descend upon your town this month. Welcome to the January blues! Don’t worry - it’ll be over soon!
Lucky shoe: Platform

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Make the most of this month because a year long present drought is headed your way. Well… that’s what you get for having a birthday so near to Christmas!
Lucky shoe: Slip-on

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Great news! That sore throat and cold that plagued your festive break will finally clear this month - just as your holidays end!
Lucky shoe: Cowboy Boot

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
A fantastic bargain will present itself to you in the January sales. If only you hadn’t spent so much on all those Christmas presents, huh?
Lucky shoe: Plimsoll

Ahhhh… the mists return and the new year spirits depart. Did they bring you good tidings? Until our paths next cross,
Mystic Mascot :)