
Ahhhh… the mists are clearing once again and this month they’re revealing something rather special - it’s the Ghost of Christmas Now! Yes readers, the time for speculation is over! Join me and my festive spirit friend as we present to you your holiday horoscopes…
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20Indigestion and bellyaches await the greedy reveller this holiday season. Remember this when unwrapping those boxes of chocolates!
Lucky Christmas present: 12 Drummers Drumming
Taurus Apr 21 - May 21Buying your loved one clothes may seem like a good idea, but if you don’t know their size forget it! Seriously, don’t even try!
Lucky Christmas present: 11 Pipers Piping
Gemini May 22 - Jun 22The shop may describe it as the perfect “for her” gift but, generally speaking, women usually have enough candles to be getting on with. Just letting you know!
Lucky Christmas present: 10 Lords A-leaping
Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23The shop may describe it as the perfect “for him” gift but, generally speaking, men have no need for slippers shaped like beer cans. Again, just letting you know!
Lucky Christmas present: 9 Ladies Dancing
Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23While it’s true that kids love toys, very few of them actually consider educational books to be part of this group. You have been warned!
Lucky Christmas present: 8 Maids A-milking
Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23Perfumes, colognes, and toiletries are always good gift ideas at this time of year. Family sized packs of super saver soaps on the other hand… not so much.
Lucky Christmas present: 7 Swans A-swimming
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23A small glass of sherry before Christmas lunch is an acceptable aperitif. A bottle of sherry isn’t! Best remember this to avoid embarrassment.
Lucky Christmas present: 6 Geese A-laying
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22We all have to make sacrifices in life, and Christmas is no exception. Welcome to the wonderful world of sprouts!
Lucky Christmas present: 5 Golden Rings
Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21A blazing row has the potential to ruin Christmas day. Be sure to answer the question “how was your lunch?” very carefully! And, if necessary, lie!
Lucky Christmas present: 4 Calling Birds
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20Seeing daddy dressed up as Santa Claus is a great treat for the kids at Christmas. Propping up the bar in a Santa suit isn’t. Remember this distinction!
Lucky Christmas present: 3 French Hens
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19A mysterious card from an unknown couple will arrive at your door this Christmas. Don’t worry though, this happens to everyone :)
Lucky Christmas present: 2 Turtle Doves
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20Party hats from crackers are not actually real hats. Remember this if you want to keep your hair dry over the festive season!
Lucky Christmas present: Socks
Ahhhh… the mists return and the Ghost of Christmas Now takes his leave. Did your festive wishes come true? Until we meet in the next year,
Mystic Mascot :)