I’d like to start this email by apologising for not getting in touch sooner. After my previous correspondences (Re. Kawaiification! and Kawaiification! The Quest Continues!) I promised to keep you informed of my kawaiifying activities - a promise that I have sadly been remiss in. Again, I apologise. Having said that, I now fully intend to live up to that promise and deliver to you, and your wonderful readers, a work of such astounding kawaiification that I consider it to be second to none. And here it is…
Yes, that is what you think it is - a mushroom with a slug on it! Truly breathtaking, isn’t it? I happened upon this remarkable scene in the beautiful foothills of Ben Venue in the Trossachs on a picturesque Scottish afternoon. As soon as I saw it I knew it was a kawaiifiers dream come true and couldn’t wait to get home and draw a little face on the guy! Absolute kawaii perfection, even if I do say so myself! I can assure you I fully intend to keep pursuing my kawaiifying project, and sharing with you the results, but even I have to admit that this is going to be a difficult act to follow!
Yours sincerely, Mr. Justice Smithering Smythe (retired)
Absolutely, utterly, and without a shadow of doubt, stunning! I truly believe that you have reset the bar for kawaiifiers everywhere your honour. If they ever set up a museum of kawaiification, this incredible work must surely take centre stage! Mr. Justice Smithering Smythe (retired), I salute you!