Sunday, November 1, 2009

Horoscopes for November 2009

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists are clearing and the spirits are once again poised to predict. What wonders will they reveal to us this month? Will November be a month to remember? And if so, why? Let’s find out, shall we…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Knowing your limits is not a sign of weakness. Keep this in mind to avoid an embarrassing dance floor disaster!
Lucky impressionist: Claude Monet

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
Clothes will play an important part in your life this month, so remember to wear some! Especially when you’re in public!
Lucky impressionist: Edgar Degas

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
A once enjoyable and pleasant pastime will become an irritable and tiresome chore this month. Still, that’s Christmas shoppers for you!
Lucky impressionist: Frédéric Bazille

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
The early bird catches the worm. Keep this in mind if you’re trying to catch a worm this month. What? It might happen!
Lucky impressionist: Mary Cassatt

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
A long planned evening of fun and games has the potential to end in tears. Cancel that indoor firework display now! No, seriously, cancel it!
Lucky impressionist: Armand Guillaumin

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
Despite what people say, it isn’t always the thought that counts. Remember this when considering that golf ball/clock Christmas gift!
Lucky impressionist: Berthe Morisot

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A trip to a restaurant could spell your downfall this month. Think of “all you can eat” as an optional suggestion, not a cast iron challenge!
Lucky impressionist: Édouard Manet

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Planning ahead is the key to negating a night of misery and regret. Start thinking of excuses now to avoid the office Christmas party!
Lucky impressionist: Camille Pissarro

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
A bargain is only a bargain if it’s something you actually want. Remember this when you visit that car boot sale!
Lucky impressionist: Paul Cézanne

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Throwing a tantrum isn’t always the best way to get what you want. Sometimes subtle emotional blackmail is the better option!
Lucky impressionist: Alfred Sisley

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
A combination of hunger and haste can have disastrous results! Remember - the phrase “leave to stand for 1 minute” is there for a reason!
Lucky impressionist: Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
One plus one does not always make two. Although for the purposes of a maths test, it’s best to ignore this advice!
Lucky impressionist: Mike Yarwood

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart for another month. Did they deliver on your dreams? Until our paths next cross,
Mystic Mascot :)

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