Thursday, October 1, 2009

Horoscopes for October 2009

written by Mystic Mascot

Ahhhh… the mists are clearing once again and with Halloween just around the corner the spirits are eager to have their voices heard. What fortunes will they bring to you this month? Good? Bad? Indifferent? There’s only one way to find out…

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Being late isn’t always as fashionable as some may have you believe. Best remember this when starting that new job!
Lucky theorem: Pythagorean Theorem

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21
A chance encounter with a ghost has the potential to end in disaster. Stock up on candy if you want to avoid this misfortune!
Lucky theorem: Desargues's Theorem

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22
The advice of others cannot be trusted this month. Follow this advice and you should be fine! Ignore this advice at your peril!
Lucky theorem: The Intermediate Value Theorem

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23
Despite what you may think, peanuts are not, nor have they ever been, treats. Be sure to heed this if you want a trick free Halloween!
Lucky theorem: Heron's Formula

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
Scepticism is the key to surviving this month unscathed. Don’t believe anything you read if you want to survive. Including this!
Lucky theorem: The Solution of the General Quartic Equation

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23
The answer to a romantic question that has long played on your mind will finally be revealed this month. Unfortunately the answer will be “no”!
Lucky theorem: Schroeder-Bernstein Theorem

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23
A mix up in the administration department will see you winning the Nigerian Lottery! A mix up in the common sense department will see you believing it!
Lucky theorem: The Non-Denumerability of the Continuum

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Mud, rain, cold and an overwhelming sense of pointlessness await you this month. Congratulations! You’re going on a team building exercise!
Lucky theorem: Law of Quadratic Reciprocity

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
An act of idle gossip will come back and haunt you if you’re not careful. Try indulging in mindless chit chat instead!
Lucky theorem: Cantor's Theorem

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
A plague of nightmarish nightmares will torment your slumber this month! Lay off the cheese suppers and you should avoid this!
Lucky theorem: The Triangle Inequality

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Congratulations! Looks like a photo of a Smurf is headed your way!
Lucky theorem: Liouville's Theorem and the Construction of Transcendental Numbers

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
An untied shoelace has the potential to cause great embarrassment and pain. Best wear wellies for the next four weeks!
Lucky theorem: Divergence of the Harmonic Series

Ahhhh… the mists return and the spirits depart. Was there advice helpful? Until we meet again,
Mystic Mascot :)

4 comments:

  1. Many people believe that observable patterns provided the foundation for astrological predictions, but I think it was originally a way to encode arcane knowledge in a more "hip and fun," easily-remembered myth structure. She's right, though, that it can't be proven right or wrong, just like any other myth or belief. We simply don't have the data. Remember that actual proof must follow the guidelines of the scientific method and not just include personal experience or anecdotal evidence. Most divination is intentionally vague nowadays, anyway, to allow for personal interpretation, so perhaps she just finds it a useful tool for soul-searching. On the other hand, perhaps she spends a huge amount of time doing the math to draw up specific astrological charts (or uses the software!) and gets answers that anecdotally apply to her experiences. The fact is, this is not a battle anyone can win, captain. It's just what works for her

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  2. its really up to you...i was no great believer, but a mild application here n there actually helps you dealwith different kind of people better....c'mon, any nut could tell you leos have big egos!visit here for more information=>www.astrologie.eu

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