I’m just getting in touch to let you all know how things are proceeding with my new kawaiifying project. (RE. Kawaiification!) You will be happy to hear that I continue to be as excited about the project as I was in my last correspondence. Indeed I have to say this new hobby of mine has provided a much greater pleasure and satisfaction than any of my experiences as a judge, although that isn’t saying much! Believe me, by the time you’ve “sent down” your 100th crim, the novelty has well and truly worn off :)
Having said that I do find myself wishing there were more hours in the day to devote to my electrifying new pastime. Just yesterday I happened upon an abandoned toaster in a roadside ditch that was crying out for some big eyes and a smiley face! Unfortunately however I was without my camera, and I doubt it will be there when I return - it was a real beauty! Anyway… no point bemoaning what could have been, here’s one of my latest efforts at kawaiification for your viewing pleasure…
It’s a lifebuoy! I know, sometimes I even amaze myself! An inanimate object brought to life through the wonder of kawaiification - fantastic! I hope this email finds you in good health, and I will be sure to keep in touch in future. Keep up the good work and thank you for providing a space for kawaiifiers everywhere.
Yours sincerely, Mr. Justice Smithering Smythe (retired)
Great stuff your honour! It’s always good to hear from you, no to mention see your amazing creations! This is without a doubt your best effort yet, and I can’t wait to see what the future holds!
Looking forward to hearing from you again, Ed Mascot :)