Hello readers. I just wanted to let you all know that we’ve uploaded some brand new desktop wallpapers over at kawaiipunk.com. Fans of the Cute, Sneaky, and Disco Mascots will be pleased to hear that my distinguished colleagues now have their own kawaii wallpapers to brighten up your tired old computers and laptops.
There’s also plenty of other wallpapers featuring my fellow KawaiiPunk Mascots, although strangely there is none featuring myself. I can only assume that this is a security measure intended to prevent the internet from crashing once and for all due to my immense popularity. After all, what other explanation could there be? Hopefully this situation will be remedied in the future as mankind manages to tame the internet. Apologies in the meantime for my unfortunate wallpaper absence.