Before I get to my point I would like to make it perfectly clear that I am fully aware of the irony of this correspondence. Having previously stated my intention to boycott KawaiiPunk (Re. Ghost Caught on Camera!) I take absolutely no pleasure in having to write to you again. Of that, I can assure you!
Anyway, after my recent and unpleasant experience involving that foolish Ghost Mascot, I decided to take a trekking break in the beautiful woodlands surrounding the picturesque Scottish town of Aberfoyle. A perfect way to recover from my traumatizing ordeal! Or so I thought! Throughout my walk I was aware of a soft yet annoyingly audible drone. It sounded like snoring. I told myself I was just hearing things and tried to enjoy the day as best I could. Unfortunately this didn’t work.
Realising I could no longer bare this relentless assault on the ears, I took a snapshot of the idyllic scenery and returned home. After all, a photograph can’t be spoiled by a noise! Once again, it was only when I uploaded the picture to my computer that I realised my day had been ruined by another one of your thoughtless colleagues. I believe you call him the Sleepy Mascot. As you can see, I have taken the trouble to enlarge and highlight the careless offender for you…
Now, I’m not usually one to state the obvious, but… to say I was upset by this lethargic layabout’s intrusion would be something of an understatement! In fact, I was so upset I nearly blew my moustache off! To make matters worse, closer inspection of the photograph revealed that this ignoramus of a Mascot wasn’t even sticking to the designated pathway! Unbelievable! Rest assured I have reported this reckless behaviour, with photographic evidence, to the appropriate authorities. Expect to hear from them soon!
Yours very angrily, Mr. Arthur P Henshaw. (Once again, no smiley face!!!)
Wow! You’re really spoiling us with all these photos Arthur. It looks like someone’s angling for the title of KawaiiPunk’s Biggest Fan :)