Back in the eighties I was a big shot in the world of advertising. I used to eat power lunches and everything! I’m happily retired now but during my time as a hi-flyer I helped turn around the fortunes of many a failing business and earned the nickname “Champion of the Losers.” Which brings me to yourself. I noticed your blog doesn’t have many followers so, calling on all my years of experience, I devised a sure fire campaign to get you more readers. Here it is…
It’s a model of you looking all weedy and saying "Please read my blog." Pretty cool, huh? Twenty years out of the game and I’ve still got it!
That will be £50,000 please, Only joking, Ken Crassmore. Aged 56.
Hey Ken. Thanks for the support and your fantastic work of art. I think it captures my rugged good looks perfectly.