I’m the sort of man that likes to take life seriously, very seriously. I’ve got a moustache and everything! Anyway, while on a recent day trip to the beautiful Scottish town of Callander I happened upon an absolutely stunning example of public seating. Naturally, as anyone would do when confronted with such a glorious sight, I took out my camera and preserved the idyllic scene by taking a photograph. Well, you can imagine my surprise when I got home, uploaded the photo, and found the Ghost Mascot lurking around in the background!
Very amusing you may think. Well let me tell you, I think otherwise! I find it distinctly and utterly unamusing! In fact, I send you this photograph with a complete and absolute absence of any “kawaii” joy. As far as I’m concerned this reckless buffoon of mascot has ruined a perfectly good picture of a bench! As a result I have decided to boycott KawaiiPunk from this point forward, and would strongly urge anyone who’s had a similar experience to do the same!
Yours angrily, Mr. Arthur P Henshaw. (No smiley face!)
Hurrah! Our first email! You know, hearing from our fans is what inspires us all at KawaiiPunk. It makes us feel like one big happy family. Thanks Arthur.